sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

dankmemeuniversity:

acoolguy:

my dad always calls bruce springsteen “bruce stringcheese” and it never makes anyone laugh but him

baaulp:

Holy shit. I dropped my Alexa on the ground and it broke. And a tiny woman crawled out thanking me for her freedom. She said she was going to go return to her forest home.

detectivepineapplesperalta:

millennial culture is saying “uh yeah I sure hope it does” whenever passing by a road work ahead sign

lucatiel:

My Printer: ZZZZZZWZWZWZZZAAZWHHHHZZZZZAAZWWAAZKADJASKLJAAKSALFJSDKLJSDK

Me, afraid with tears in my eyes: Dont say that 

babyprime:

hommeles:

Monster of Frankenstein by Mary Shelley: “Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust? God, in pity, made man beautiful and alluring, after his own image; but my form is a filthy type of yours, more horrid even from the very resemblance. Satan had his companions, fellow-devils, to admire and encourage him; but I am solitary and abhorred.”

Monster of Frankenstein in pop culture: (unintelligible moaning)

me online vs me irl